It was the summer of 2014. We were planning a trip to a gathering of folks nestled deep in the mountains of North Carolina called The Wild Goose Festival. Essentially, it's a festival devoted to the arts, justice, peace, and spirituality. We thought it would be a great idea to gift our bearded brothers with a new blend, so we put our artisans work. Delicately blending Cinnamon, Clove Bud, Eucalyptus, Rosemary, Wild Orange, and Vetiver essential oils, they came up with a mildly-sweet and intoxicatingly smokey tonic.
The reaction was overwhelming. Women were raving about the change in their men's beard, commenting on how primal the fragrance seems to be. The men? Their beards were covering the Cheshire Grin firmly planted on their face. Apparently the previous night was primal, indeed.
Zen is in. All around you, people are getting their Lotus on, and you don't even know it. There’s a reason for this. We live in a chaos-driven world. Answer to yourself: when is the last time you gave a finger to the frenetic craziness that defines so many of our lives?
It's with this in mind that we created a beard tonic that might help you ratchet up that middle finger a little easier.
In addition to using our standard all-natural ingredients of Argan Oil, Coconut Oil, Jojoba Oil, and Sweet Almond Oil, we have custom blended Blue Tansy, Frankincense, Ho Wood, Spruce, Sandalwood, and Vetiver essential oils that can help bring you to a place of calm without having to turn your legs into a pretzel.
Namaste, world. Namaste.
This blend strips down our beard tonic to its most basic, most nourishing components: a select blend of Argan Oil, Jojoba Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, and Coconut Oil, because we get it. Some of us just smell real damn good, and we don't need anything interfering with our natural Sex Pantheresque roar. Or maybe you're the kind of person whose olfactory system is so sensitive that the mere thought of putting something aromatic on their beard sends you into a panic attack.
Whether you let your man-smell roar, or would like to not have to pop a Xanax the next time you apply your beard tonic, this is definitely the product for you.